just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

nishinoyafuckingyuu:

*pretends to be an expert on a sport because I’ve watched an anime about it*